Mac OSX and a Treo 650

How is it possible that two such extraordinary devices like the Treo 650 and the new Macbook cannot co-exist if only to make it possible for my hair to remain dark dark brown a little while longer? (If that didn't make sense then you've read it correctly.) This is the state in which I reside, a world partially occupied by rational thinking and general order, and another....place that inspires oneself to be lead by thoughts of selling the treo and reverting back to my old windows machine. ARRGGHH! Who posesses the wisdom to help me return to my old self, the self actualized residual image of a person that I once knew? (Sob) Who can help me? (Sniff) Is there anybody out there? Anyone?